Friday, October 29, 2010

American Adventures - Part I

Dear friends,

I am Sugandhi (people here call me Su), a journalist working for a popular daily. Its just been two weeks landing in this land of dreams and the journey has been nothing short of adventurous.

I was drawn into journalism by a combination of factors - a thirst to get to the heart of the stories that we read in news papers day in and day out - to be in the thick of action as and when it happens. 

Due to the blessings of the divine lord himself, I realized that, when I brake wind in the midst of people who lie, the place becomes nauseating due to stench and I can direct this stench to exactly follow the lie until the person admits. 

In due course of time, I came to possess extraordinary sensory powers - this post is an attempt to tell the readers that I can make people stink literally if they behave lazily, lie or are corrupt. 

Here, I have come to know from my friends and of late my personal experiences that kids are becoming obese at a very young age due to unhealthy food habits and a culture that thrives on junk food.

To know more about me, write to me @ su.exploits@gmail.com

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